Let's make a list of what is there:
beans, can of refried
beans, bag of limas dried
beans, can of pork n'
beens, can of red, dark and
brandy, from last years Christmas pudding
and then there is exactly nothing
I could cook them up in a terrible feast,
they'd make a roaring gaseous beast.
I'll leave them there for another day
I may get hungry again in May.